🌿 The Great “Munchies” Heist of 2004

invalid@example.com (Pitbull420), Pitbull420
Fri, 22 Aug 2025 14:10:41 +0000
Real Stories

Alright fam, let me take you back. It’s 2004. I’m in my early 20s, my tolerance is sky-high, and my fridge is usually… well, empty.
One Friday night, my buddy rolls through with some seriously skunky weed — the kind you smell before you even open the bag. We roll a couple fat joints, put on some Half Baked, and by the halfway point, we’re in full-blown munchie mode.

Problem: the only thing in my kitchen is a half-bag of stale tortilla chips and some questionable mustard.

So...